Defcon 5

adj. n. A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor. These attempts may be: Opening the window. Turning on a vent. Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room. Covering of the nose. Opening the door. Repeated flushing. And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate. A grumper often results in defcon 5.